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Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher
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"Oh, there's your problem—twenty years of resentment at having to do the dishes."
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"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."
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'It cooks great, but it won't fit in the dishwasher.'
"The killer had to be a man. Not only is the knife still bloody—it wasn't even put in the sink."
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"Honey, the dishwasher is doing that thing again."
Tags:dishwasher, dishwashers, husband, husbands, useless, lazy, laziness, lethargy, reliance, depend, depending, depends, depended, dependant, dependants, unable, call for help, calling for help, called for help, calls for help, help, helping, helped, helpless, helps, wife, wives, marriage, marriages, cohabit, cohabits, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances
"You hear waves crashing, I hear our dishwasher."
New! Flat-panel Appliances.
"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."
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Sprinkler dish washing.
"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."
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Midlife Crises of Appliances.
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, mid life crisis, crisis, appliance, appliances, tech, technology, modern, modern life, modernity, crises, vcr, video, video player, dishwasher, dishwashers, blender, blenders, furniture, electronics, electronic, age, aging, aged, time, father time, time goes by, things fall apart, broke, broken, break, breaking, breaks, fault, faulty, changes, changing, change, frustration, frustrated
'Whadd'ya mean my bowl's in the dishwasher?!'
"My dishwasher is broken. My husband sprained his wrist."
'Our dishwasher is so old we have to kick it to get it started, but the kids like Gramma so I guess we'll keep her a while longer.'
"I'd like to impress my girlfriend's parents."
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'How hard would it be to put your dirty glass in the dishwasher, instead of leaving it on the counter?'
'... and I got this one for being a dishwasher.'
'Yesterday, I left a peanut butter knife on the counter, and she tells me to put it in the dishwasher. Today, I put my sandwich plate in the dishwasher, and she yells at me 'those are clean!' There's no pleasing women.'
"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."
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"I want you to unload the dishwasher and put every dish away...including your tip jar."
"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"
"It's only fair to warn you, I've joined the Union Of Dishwashers."
Tags:strike, strikes, striking, dishwasher, dishwashers, washing dishes, wash dishes, washing dishes, washing up, wash up, washes up, husband, husbands, man, union, unions, labor union, labor unions, labour unions, labour union, labour unions, protest, protests, protesting, chore, chores, household chore, household chores
"After Thanksgiving dinner, the only thing more stuffed than me is the dishwasher."
Tags:thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving lunch, thanksgiving dinners, thanksgiving dinners, clean up, clearing up, dishwashers, dish-washer, dish-washers, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, overindulges, kitchen chore, kitchen chores, family holidays, national holidays, eating, dishes, dishwasher, full, stuffed, cleaning up
"Oh darling! Do you remember, before we had a dishwashing machine?"