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'For the 80th time, you cannot get rid of viruses by pouring bleach down the back of your computer!'
This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.
'Don't eat the ones that fell on the floor! You never know what germs could be down there.'
'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...
"Just your husbands feet will suffice Mam."
"I don't drink liquor for pleasure. I'm a germaphobe and the alcohol helps disinfect my internals."
"I see you're on another wiping frenzy, Tia Carmen."