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'For the 80th time, you cannot get rid of viruses by pouring bleach down the back of your computer!'
'Patients! They whine about MRSA, then they moan about our ward disinfecting regime. There really is no pleasing them.'
Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.
'Have you thought about just playing solitaire in your room?'
'I think we need some more baking soda, dear.'
'I don't carry water anymore. It's hand sanitizer.'
'I try to be considerate and always sterilize my stinger before biting into a new victim.'
Surgeon pushing cleaning lady out of operating room.
Frank wishes he hadn't forgotten his can of disinfectant.
Son, don't worry about that pesky computer virus anymore. I've got your computer soaking in a bucket of disinfectant.