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"Long story short: you're fired."
"Don't say it – I'll clean out my desk."
"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."
"I've been at home in a fired capacity."
"Here – if you dose at the exact moment you get fired, it really heightens the experience."
"Our stock just went up ten points on the rumor that I was replacing you all with burlap sacks stuffed with straw."
When cats get fired
"We'd like to switch you from working under the radar to living off the grid."
Tags:under the radar, off the grid, offices, office work, working, worker, unemployment, fired, fire, pink slip, pink-slip, unemployed, boss, horrible bosses, management, middle management, cubicle, cubicles, laid off, laid-off, lay-off, lay-offs, lay off, lay offs, unceremonious, unceremoniously, unfairly, unfair, dismiss, dismissal, unfair dismissal, businessmen, businessman, business men, business man
"Fired? I think the people for the ethical treatment of animals may have something to say about that."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, dog person, dog people, working dog, working dogs, union, unions, charity, charities, fire, fired, firing, dismissed, dismiss, dismissal, unfair dismissal, unfair dismissal, employment law, employment laws, boss, bosses, employer, employers, manager, managers, employee, employees
"Why is everyone's valuable input so stupid?"
Tags:executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, incompetent, incompetence, stupid, stupidity, input, valuable input, comment, comments, constructive criticism, constructive crit, idea, ideas, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, dismiss, dismisses, dismissing, dismissive, input, idea, ideas, suggestion, suggestions, unfriendly, intimidating, bad idea, bad ideas, dumb idea, dumb ideas, blunt, bluntness, frank, frankness, rude, impolite
"It's in this room – and it's getting laid-off..."
"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."
Tags:bias, biases, biased, academic, academics, liberal media, liberal, liberals, media bias, media biases, dismiss, dismisses, dismissive, educated, expert, experts, expertise, ivory tower, ivory towers, populist, populists, populism, critic, critique, critiques, media critic, media critics, conservative, conservative media, conservatives, republican, republicans, republican party, gop, professor, professors, college professor, college professors, university, universities, teacher, teachers, teaching
"Excuse me! I might have said 'yada yada yada' but I never said 'blah, blah, blah'!"
Tags:yada, blah, dismiss, dismisses, dismissal, dismissals, deny, denies, denying, denial, denials, technicality, technicalities, protest, protests, protesting, indignant, indignation, righteous, self-righteous, self-righteousness, casual, minutes, note, notes, take notes, takes notes, taking notes, board, board meeting, board meetings, rude, rudeness, corporation, corporations, corporate ladder, corporate ladders
"You call and all you get is a recording of her laughing in your face."
Tags:fire, fired, dismissed, dismiss, dismissing, let go, made redundant, redundant, redundacy, boss, bosses, employee, employee, avoiding confrontation, avoid confrontation, confrontation, difficult conversation, difficult conversations, avoiding, avoid, avoidant, message, message in the sky, written in the sky, plane banner, plane banners, remote control plane, remote control planes, childish, childish behaviour, childish behavior
"Have we met?"
Tags:dates, date, valentines, valentine's, valentines day, valentine's day, couple, couples, disinterested, disinterest, unwanted attention, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationship, romance, romantic, romantics, bouquet, bouquets, courtship, courtships, court, courting, introduction, introductions, dismiss, dismissive, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections
"Our operations here close down today, and you are all emeritus!"
Tags:factory, factories, factory closure, factory closures, closure, closures, loss of industry, shutdown, close, job losses, mass job losses, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, mass redundancies, dismissed, dismiss, dismissal, dismissals, let down gentle, carefully worded, careful wording, emeritus
"Look around you,Crawford. I want you to savor being employed."
"I took two aspirins but when I called him in the morning he had died."
"Yeah, what the hell? The middle class has had a nice run."
Tags:the middle class, middle classes, class divide, class division, class division, wealth gap, wealth divide, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, insensitive, insensitivity, uncaring, disinterest, disinterested, good run, good runs, dismiss, dismissing, dismissive
"I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed."
"Bad news, Roberts, we're being replaced by male models."
"Woulda, coulda, shoulda. Next!"
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental health, depressed, depression, sad, sadness, patient, patients, self esteem, self conscious, bad advice, psychobabble, mental illness, dismiss, hypothetical, hypothetical questions, hypothetical question, saying, sayings, expression, expressions