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"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."
Tags:jack and the beanstalk, magic beanstalk, beanstalk, beanstalks, magic beanstalks, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairytale, fairytales, magic bean, magic beans, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, stupid, stupidity, disobey, disobedient, disobedience, mistake, mistake, ignore, ignoring, ignored, life lesson, life lessons, regret, regretting, regretful, unsafe food
"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, daughter, daughters, misbehave, misbehaving, family, families, dining, meal, meals, food, foods, drink, drinks, milk, calcium, following directions, not listening, disobey, disobeying
Tags:office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, dog, dogs, no dogs, defy, defiance, defying, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, office hierarchy, break the rules, breaking the rules, disobey, disobedient, disobedience, discriminate, discrimination, workplace discrimination
"That's it, mister. You just lost your 'free range' status."
Tags:free range, free range eggs, free range egg, free range chicken, free range chickens, chicken, chickens, egg, eggs, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, smoke, smoking, smoker, smokers, all natural, chemicals, organic, not organic, smokes, tobacco, nicotine, cancer, cancer causing, smoking kills, quit smoking, punished, punishment, punish, disobey, disobeyed, bad chicken, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, relationship, relationships, divorce, divorced, divorcing, couple, couples counselling, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, marriage, married, marry, marriage counsellor, marriage counselling
"It's my youth, and I don't have to enjoy it if I don't want to."
Tags:youth, young, kid, kids, child, children, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, teenage, lazy, miserable, sad, brat, bratty, brats, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, mothering, stubborn, spoiled, spoiled brat, complain, complaining, talking back, disobey, teen angst, angst, angsty
'So far, everyone of them has overshot the drop zone.'
'Any more language like that and you'll be on the naughty step!'
"That's not how we make friends, Howard."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, childhood, son, sons, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, baby, babies, big baby, mother, mothers, mothering, mom, moms, mum, mums, friend, friends, childhood firend, childhood friends, making friends, make friends, violent, violence, acting out, disobey, disobedience, misunderstand, misunderstanding, thug, thugs, thuggish, relationship problems, immature, immaturity, grab, grabbing
"He's only saying that so that we don't go snooping around for our Christmas presents!"
"He's at that annoying age where they're always testing you."
Tags:test, tests, testing, nuclear test, nuclear tests, parent, parents, parental, toddler, toddlers, two year old, two year olds, terrible twos, terrible 2s, testing parent, child, offspring, kid, kids, disobedient, disobedience, parental authority, authority figure, authority figures, disobey, disobeys, disobeying, experiment, experiments, childhood development, child developments, child psychology, child psychologist, child psychologists, parenthood, parenting, gifted child, gifted children, science experiment, science experiments, experiment, experiments
'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, huntsman, huntsmen, hunted, prey, preys, predator, predators, bird, birds, duck, ducks, giant, giants, dog, dogs, fetch, fetches, fetching, rebel, rebelling, rebels, disobey, disobeys, disobeying, disobeyed, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'How many times do I need to ask you to wash your hands?'
Tags:complaint, scolding, mother, son, family, pontius, pilate, mom, washing, hands, rome, child, disobedient, disobey, obey, religion, faith, catholicism, catholic, christianity, christian, new testament, bible, holy bible, gospel, gospels, wash, clean, hygiene, hygienic, health, habits, habit, instill, instilling, lesson, roman, parenting, parent, parents, family
"We tell our kids to drink, smoke, dabble in recreational drugs and get a tattoo. Because they always do exactly the opposite of what we say."
Tags:child discipline, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, disciplinarian, rule, rules, kid, kids, child, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, permission, defiant, defiance, teen, teens, stubborn, stubbornness, refuse, refuses, refusing, disobedient, disobedience, reverse psychology, parenting, parenting tip, parenting tips, parental advice, recreational drugs, drug use, alcohol, drinking, disobey, disobeys, tattoos, teenager, teenagers, teen-ager, teen-agers
'He feigns death every time I ask him to fetch my slippers!'
'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'
Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.
Cat handbook - why they don't come when called.
'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'
'Sit!' 'Actually if you don't mind I'd prefer to stand.'
'HEY! I warned you kids!' Please keep off the Glass.
'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'
'What time do you call this Madame?'