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Compulsive Shoppers Quarterly.
Is clutter necessary?
Tags:clutter, cluttered, mess, messes, messy, organisation, organization, disorganised, disorganized, tidy, neat, organised, organized, disorganisation, disorganization, junk drawer, junk drawers, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, chaos, disorder, unorganised, unorganized, spring cleaning, cleaning, cleaning up, organising, organizing
Calm in the Face of Chaos
'Your fear of being publicly exposed as a fraud is a stress-related disorder called 'Imposter Syndrome.' It's common among people in high-profile authority positions, and, of course, in actual phonies like you!'
"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, bluebird, bluebirds, bluebird of happiness, sloppy, messy, untidy, clutter, disorder, disorganised, disorganized, housecleaning, house cleaner, house cleaners, maid, maids, maid service, cleaning service, cleaning lady, cleaning ladies
'Hmm...yes, I'm afraid it is a sign of cancer.'
"You creative types—it's always something."
Tags:creative, creatives, creative types, artist, artists, paintbrush, paintbrushes, disorder, disordered, orderly, ordered, erratic, erratic behaviour, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, mental health problem, mental health problems, disapprove, disapproving, disapproval, disdain, superior, superiority, crazy, craziness, stereotype, stereotypes, artist stereotype, artist stereotypes
'You have a Jazz disorder. Take these and call me in the morning.'
'That's our most effective weight-loss patch.'
"Which you am I talking to now?"
Tags:dissociative personality, disorder, disorders, multiple personality, multiple personality disorder, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, spat, spats, argument, arguments, spouse, spouses, argue, argues, arguing, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, husband, husbands, wife, wives, mood, moods, moody, mood shift, mood shifts, mood swing, mood swings, disagreement, disagreements
'I gotta go - we're discussing my compulsive communicatoins disorder.'
Non-relaxation CD's for narcoleptics.
"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."
Tags:office, offices, office mate, office mates, desk, desks, organization, organized, messy desk, messy desks, mess, messy, disorganized, disorganization, counterproductive, counter culture, counter productive, office ettiquete, slob, slobs, sloven, slovenly, misanthrope, misanthropic, non-conformist, non-conformity, disorder, sloppy, untidy, smoker, smokers, drinker, drinkers, bad employee, bad employees, contrarian, contrarians, contrary
'You don't have to do this, Mr. Wilson. Think about your family!'
'This was only driven back and forth in the driveway by an obsessive compulsive.'
After years of ignoring the warning signs, Joe's restless leg syndrome had finally gotten out of control."
'We're quite excited. We think he's developing his first disorder.'
'Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.'
"If there was only somebody we could consult!"
If God were OCD
Tags:religion, obsessive, compulsive, disorder, divine, divinity, godliness, creator, creation, genesis, sarcasm, literal, not quite right, perfection, perfectionist, ocd, ocds, obsessive compulsive, obsessive compulsives, god, gods, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, mental health, mental state, mental states
On vacation to relieve stress.
'Your father doesn't have A.D.D He's got D-A-D...'
'How can he have an attention deficit when he has so many nice things to hold his attention?'