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The Anatomy Lesson (After Rembrandt)
'I told the teacher, I just couldn't dissect a frog today. It was a moral thing...and plus I knew the guy...'
'For the last time, William, we will be dissecting the frog, not butchering it.'
"I never do vivisection on a first date."
"Miss, today are we splitting the frog, or the atom?"
"And check this box if you want to donate your body to 7th grade science."
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"We got the results back from the post-mortem. It appears he was still alive before we started it."
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In his high school biology class young Frankenstein would often conduct experiments using dissected frog parts.
Frankenstein goes to get head and shoulders,
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Young Dr. Dolittle.
'So, when do we get to dissect one?'
Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'
'Gracie's the only kid I know who analyses her halloween sweets before eating them.'
Leopard Frog (Rana Pipiens) - In honor of those who met their fate at the hands of an untold number of biology students.
'My biology teacher is tough - not only do we dissect a frog, we have to put it back together again!'
'My student had the hiccups...'
'She had to dissect a whale in school today.'
"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."
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Psych 101 Frog Lab