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The Anatomy Lesson (After Rembrandt)
'I told the teacher, I just couldn't dissect a frog today. It was a moral thing...and plus I knew the guy...'
"I never do vivisection on a first date."
"Miss, today are we splitting the frog, or the atom?"
"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"
'I'm donating my body to science class.'
"Never bring a pet to school . . . especially if it's a frog!"
"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."
'So, when do we get to dissect one?'
'Sorry about this, but I'm only following orders.'
Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'
Student to biology teacher: 'Dissecting? Couldn't we get sued for malpractice?'
'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'
'My frog claims he's a prince.'
'My biology teacher is tough - not only do we dissect a frog, we have to put it back together again!'
'My student had the hiccups...'
'I enjoy macrame, dissecting small rodents.' The dog's reply - 'I wish I wasn't this man's best friend.'