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The Anatomy Lesson (After Rembrandt)
"He's very good. He disected my first husband."
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'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'
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'I told the teacher, I just couldn't dissect a frog today. It was a moral thing...and plus I knew the guy...'
'For the last time, William, we will be dissecting the frog, not butchering it.'
"I never do vivisection on a first date."
"Miss, today are we splitting the frog, or the atom?"
"And check this box if you want to donate your body to 7th grade science."
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"No, we're not going to reanimate. We're going to sell them to medical schools."
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"We got the results back from the post-mortem. It appears he was still alive before we started it."
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Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.
"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"
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Dog Anatomy from Memory.
'I'm donating my body to science class.'
In his high school biology class young Frankenstein would often conduct experiments using dissected frog parts.
'Kiss you? Not after all I went through in biology class!'
"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."
Frankenstein goes to get head and shoulders,
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"Never bring a pet to school . . . especially if it's a frog!"
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"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."
'So, when do we get to dissect one?'
Young Dr. Dolittle.
'Sorry about this, but I'm only following orders.'
'We'll find out what's wrong with you through a procedure called an 'autopsy'.'