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The Anatomy Lesson (After Rembrandt)
"He's very good. He disected my first husband."
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'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'
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'I told the teacher, I just couldn't dissect a frog today. It was a moral thing...and plus I knew the guy...'
'For the last time, William, we will be dissecting the frog, not butchering it.'
"And check this box if you want to donate your body to 7th grade science."
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"No, we're not going to reanimate. We're going to sell them to medical schools."
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"We got the results back from the post-mortem. It appears he was still alive before we started it."
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Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.
"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"
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Dog Anatomy from Memory.
'I'm donating my body to science class.'
In his high school biology class young Frankenstein would often conduct experiments using dissected frog parts.
"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."
"Never bring a pet to school . . . especially if it's a frog!"
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"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."
Young Dr. Dolittle.
'So, when do we get to dissect one?'
'Sorry about this, but I'm only following orders.'
Teacher says to princess girl: 'You came here just to kis the frogs, right dearie?' She replies: 'Oh my gosh, quit dissecting my motives!'
'We'll find out what's wrong with you through a procedure called an 'autopsy'.'
'The biology student fainted at the sight of my blood: I made use of the commotion to escape...'
Student to biology teacher: 'Dissecting? Couldn't we get sued for malpractice?'
'My frog claims he's a prince.'