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Never be lied to again!
"This is pretty strong language, Mike. I trust you've got numbers to support it, and MOST importantly, to back-peddle away from it if we have to?"
"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"
"Well, we've narrowed down our search for a new company motto. Shall we take a vote?"
"With all due respect, instead of the phrase 'bank robbery,' we request the alleged incident be referred to as an 'Elmore Leonard moment!'"
The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.
"'Spin the story!' 'Snow 'em!' 'Stonewall!' 'Cook the books!' C'mon, people! Can't you come up with some NEW ideas once in a while?"
"OK, we'll form our usual crisis team to handle this problem..."
"Tighten the bolts and slap some more boilerplate on this report, Mike. It's got candor leaking out in a dozen places!"
"Before we begin, let's have a moment of silence to acknowledge the shocking decline of civility in our society, and to be grateful for all the blessings it's brought to our company!"
"Cynthia, please disambiguate this suite of objectives, cherry-pick anything that's actionable and Nascar it through a dialed-back event horizon."