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'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'
"I love never finishing our dissertations together."
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'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'
'Dad, why are you going to deliver a paper in Boston? Couldn't you find a paper route closer to home?'
'I'm sorry but you don't get any credit for giving it 'the old college try'.
His Master's Thesis.
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'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'
'Oh, what the heck -- why not a dissertation on 'Baywatch'?'
'Nice essay, Tom, your cut and paste skills are beyond reproach.'
Burning the midnight oil.
'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'
'It's time to move out when Mom says...'
'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'
'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'
"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"
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"I totally meant to do that."
"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"
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'That won't do James! As my student, you need to make me a co-author and cite at least two of my papers in every one of your publications!'
'I will email you the second half of the 19th century later. Okay?'
Scientist to other: 'That's the saddest hypothesis I've ever heard!'
'I like to see their reactions when I have a member of the cafeteria staff collect their dissertation projects.'
'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'