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Graduating from an online university.
'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'
Rocket Science: The online course.
'My correspondence course has arrived. In mud pie making.'
'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'
'I owe it all to a correspondence course I found on a matchbook cover.'
"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."
"Couldn't I be doing this online?"
'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'
"Isn't there an app for this?"
'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'
"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."
'Wow! My distance learning professor sent me an assignment.'
'You get the entire financial course which includes the books you will never read, the DVD which you will never watch, and the financial journal which you will never use, all for the low price of only $200.'
'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'
'Do I have to go to church today? Can't I just log onto their website when I get up?'
"Couldn't I do my detention online?"
"Good to see you up bright and early."
'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'
"We have to move closer to civilisation: I can't cope with the home-schooling Maths curriculum anymore..."
'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'
'I'm also in education. I issue bathroom passes for distance-learning students.'
'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'
'I begged you to take that correspondence refresher course, but not Mister know it all.'