Distances Cartoons and Comics

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"Oh. Sorry for yelling. I thought you were much farther away."

The C.D.C.'s recommended safe distance to view this cartoon."

Distance to horizon varies.

'Far or small?'

"How far is two pounds from here?"

"It's waterproof to a hundred fathoms."

"That was funny like a thousand miles ago."

London: 13,657,940 Inches.

'This has got to be the longest course I've ever played!' (colour)

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

When his wife was out, Dave liked to perform experiments to measure the power of Danny's burps.

"Face it, Carl. We outgrew each other."

'Your forehead and your neck are now only two inches apart.'

'He's telling the truth, coach. It's a restraining order. You can't approach within 90 feet of the mound.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Refereeing Stages.

As God is my witness, I shall go hungry again.

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'