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"This is my distant relative, Joe. He's a raindeer."
"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."
'Mr.Darwin, there's someone at the door to see you. Says he's a distant relative of yours.'
'Humphries from accounts seemed so familiar.'
"This is your great, great uncle, twice removed, on your mother's side before your great, great aunt divorced him to marry your second great, great uncle."
"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."
Bird Descended from Dinosaurs.
"This is your great-great-great-great-great uncle Pernico. I heard a lot of stories about him. He really wasn't all that great."
'I'm reclaiming my roots.'
'Hello great great great great grandad! I've travelled through a wormhole from the future!'
'He's my wife's second cousin three times removed, but he keeps coming back.'
Man: 'My Family tree is overrun with Woodpeckers.'
'Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative.'
"Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative!"
"So what if you share 98.8% DNA with humans! Given their behaviour, is it really something you should be proud of?"
"Mum, spiders have eight legs: does it mean we're related to the octopus?"
"OK, so the test shows you have a large amount of wolf-DNA: that does not give you automatic entry to our pack..."