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A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.
"It's a pet, not a video game."
"This report is replete with errors, distortions and downright lies, yet I find its moral message quite uplifting."
'My speech was filled with lies and distortions because my fact-checker was down.'
'A new poll reveals that 75 percent of fox news viewers believe there are death panels in the health care bill and 75 percent of Disney channel viewers believe elephants can fly.'
'Distortion? We don't see any distortion.'
'Make my speech so ambiguous it doesn't matter what they take out of context!'
Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.
"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"
'They're hideous, aren't they?'
Change Rooms - "Be honest, does it make me look fat?"
"I don't look that bad on Facebook. This must be a defective mirror."
"Will you be quiet. I'm trying to listen to the liberal elite's fake news."