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"Just hand-wringing and watching helplessly."
'So the happy meal didn't work.'
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New York's Only Tragedy Club!
"Three Hysterically Blind Mice"
Tags:nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose, three blind mice, mice, mouse, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, rat, rats, character, characters, blind, hysterical, trauma, past trauma, traumatised, traumatic experience, traumatic experiences, upset, upsetting, distress, distressing, shock, shocking, stress, mental health, cat, cats, owl, owls, mouse trap, mouse traps, trap, traps, dark humor, dark humour
"You people are crazy about Batman—ask him."
'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'
Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.
"I know the symptoms are depressing... but it's nothing to worry about, he's just trying to work out what the new pay award means!"
"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"
'I'll have to go back to the shop for a sword.'
"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."
Tags:therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, therapy sessions, patient, patients, fainting couch, unprofessional, malpractice, technology, mobile, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, upgrading, upgrades, upgrade, distress, quick updates, update, updating, constant changes, change, changes, keeping up, keep up
Home security system
"When I can't sleep, I find that it sometimes helps to get up and jot down my anxieties."
Tags:sleep, sleeping, bad sleep, sleeping badly, no sleep, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, anxiety, anxieties, fear, fears, worry, worries, worrier, worriers, stress, stressing, stresses, stressed out, distress, distressed, distressing, cell, cells, prison cell, prison cells, graffiti, writing on the wall, mad, madness, crazy, craziness, mental health, mental health issues, mental health disorders, mental health problems, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but relax! So is tomorrow!'
"My comfort food upset me."
'...'The car's alright, but your husband's a write-off'... Frankly I think you could have put it better...'
'We are gathered here to join the couple in matrimony. Possible side effects include depression, migraine, chronic fatigue...'
Parent-teacher conferences can be stressful if the child in question has been raised by wolves.
The retirement party would've been a whole lot nicer if they hadn't been changing all the locks!
"Ignore it - it's just a cry for help."
'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'
"Oh my God! We're taking on water, the radio's dead and we need help. Break out the flares!"
Birds screech at a man while he eats eggs.
Poor Flipper. I just opened the cabinet and they fell right out! I knew I should've purchased the 'dolphin safe' tuna.
Tags:dolphin, dolphins, tuna, fish, fishes, flipper, can, cans, tin, tins, danger, dangerous, accident, accidents, dazed, injured, injury, knocked, out, stick, sticks, help, helping, arrive, arriving, arrived, kitchen, kitchens, shock, shocked, distress, distressed, reassure, reassurance, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater