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"Ex-cuse me! We're trying to hold a meeting here."
"I think it's his beeper."
Tags:beeper, beepers, pager, pagers, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, ring, rings, ringing, funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, wireless, signal, signals, faux pas, beeping, noise, noises, sound, sounds, funeral, funerals, funeral home, funeral homes, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, wake, wakes, dead, dead body, dead bodies
For the 5th time in as many nights, Herb is awakened by his restless-leg syndrome.
Tags:awake, awakes, awoke, awoken, wake, wakes, waking, leg, legs, restless, syndrome, syndromes, night, nights, waken, awaken, disturb, disturbs, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleeper, sleepers, pain, pains, painful, active, agitated, agitate, agitates, trouble, troubled, insomnia, insomniac, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Confucius say: shut up.
Hotel Disturb Sign
Phil's new yoga-golf technique was beginning to perturb the others.
"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, roll over, roll overs, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, disturbed sleep, snore, snores, snoring, meta, art, art style, art styles, insomnia, keep awake, keeps awake, keeping awake, kept awake, resemblance, resemblances, resemble, resembles, resembling, side-sleeper, side-sleepers, sleep on your side, sleeping on your side
"Hey—this is the quiet trail!"
Tags:ski, skier, skiers, skiing, winter sport, winter sports, skis, phone call, phone calls, modern technology, modern technologies, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, quiet, be quiet, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, loud conversation, loud conversations, quiet trail, quiet trail, disrupt, disrupting, disruptive, annoy, annoying, annoyed, disturb, disturbed, disturbing, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, ski holiday, skiing holiday, ski holidays, skiing holidays, ski vacation, skiing vacation, ski vacations, skiing vacations
"Try to get some rest. I'll be in every few minutes to make sure you don't."
"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."
Tags:winter, winters, hibernate, hibernates, hibernating, hibernation, distract, distracts, distracting, distraction, distractions, cocoon, cocoons, cocooning, metamorphosis, butterfly, butterflies, moth, moths, lepidopterist, lepidopterists, lepidopterology, busy, do not disturb, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, take a message, taking a message, professor, professors, teacher, teachers, teaching, biology, insect, insects
'No, those aren't crickets you keep hearing, they're cellphones.'
"Hey! A little privacy please!"
'Do you mind!!?'
"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"
Tags:tinkles, cat, tricks, play dead, sarcasm, lazy, evil, feline, pet, pets, domestic, domesticated, cats, tabby, tabby cat, owner, owners, trick, games, game, armchair, armchairs, let's do some tricks, disappointing, mean, mean spirited, hostile, rude, malicious, nasty, can't be bothered, bothered, annoying, annoyed, disturb, disturbed, cat nap, nap, napping, die, dead, cats vs dogs, cats v dogs, cats and dogs, difference
"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"
Tags:phone, phones, fur elise, music, orchestra, orchestras, classical, classical music, technology, phone, phones, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, ringtone, tone, ring, ringing, tones, ringtones, rings, alarm, alarms, technology, disturb, disturbed, disturbing, classic, performed, symphony, symphonies, cell phone, cellphone, cellphones, cell phones
Strange But True
Tags:schools, school, schooling, teacher, teachers, teaching, weird, weirdness, weirdly, strange, strange encounters, disturb, disturbing, disturbs, disturbed, kid, kids, child, childhood, breakfast scene, breakfast scenes, conversation, conversations, generation gap, generation, generational, kids say the darndest things
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, bailiff, bailiffs, officer, officers, animal, animals, amphibian, amphibians, frog, frogs, insect, insects, bug, bugs, fly, flies, annoying, annoy, annoyance, annoyances, disturb, disturbing, disturbance, disturbances, interrupting, interrupt, remove, removal, removing
'Don't bother your father. Let him enjoy his Father's Day.'
Houseflies In Training
"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"
Tags:find, finds, treasure, treasures, treasure hunter, treasure hunters, curse, curses, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeology, archeologist, archeologists, archeology, hieroglyphics, curse, curses, cursing, curse of the mummy, mummy, mummies, tomb, tombs, entombed, omen, omens, prediction, predictions, predicting, predictor, prophesy, prophesies, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, upset, upsets, upsetting, discover, discovers, discovery, ancient egypt, egyptology, egyptologist, egyptologists
"There! I heard it again!"
Tags:noise, noises, sound, sounds, strange sound, strange sounds, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, sleep, sleeps, paranoia, paranoid, hear a sound, hearing a sound, giant, giants, giant monster, giant monsters, monstrous, giant, giants, kaiju, underestimate, underestimates, underestimation, problem, problems, huge, enormous
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
Tags:unicorn, unicorns, myth, myths, mythology, legends, legendary, mythological creatures, mythological creature, horn, horns, stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbed, gore, gores, gored, imaginary creatures, imaginary creature, fantasy, fantasies, privacy, private, disturb, disturbs, do not disturb, bother, bothers, bothering, bothersome, annoy, annoys, seclude, secludes, secluding, seclusion, discoveries, discovery
"Don't let the infinity throw you."
Tags:vanishing point, perspective, warped perspective, infinite, infinity, math, maths, mathematical, math jokes, meta, metaphysical, office, offices, work life, work, corridor, corridors, disturb, disturbed, illusion, illusions, art, artist, artistic, optical, confuse, confused, confusing, hate mondays, monday, just another day at the office, optical illusion, science, scientific, geometry, geometric, visual
"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"
Tags:therapy, therapeutic, therapist, therapists, counselling, counselor, counsellor, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychiatric, psychiatrics, psychiatrists, psychologists, psychological, funeral, funerals, death, dead, deceased, respect the dead, respect for the dead, happy place, safe place, happiness, schadenfreude, revenge, vengeful, disturbed, disturb, disturbed, mental illness, mental health, health, healthy, bad intentions, bad, evil, visualization, visualisation, hypnosis, hypnotic