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Confucius say: shut up.
"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"
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Phil's new yoga-golf technique was beginning to perturb the others.
"I can't deal with this right now."
"Hey—this is the quiet trail!"
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"It's alive! Alive!!"
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A musician disturbs his napping pet dog by playing the horn.
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"Try thinking about something else."
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'No, those aren't crickets you keep hearing, they're cellphones.'
'Do you mind!!?'
"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"
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"I already assisted with your birth—what do you want now?"
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"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"
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"Excuse me, do you really have to do that right now???"
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Strange But True
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Reserved and Disturbed
"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"
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"Don't let the infinity throw you."
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"Some like to keep them as souvenirs, some don't."
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"Must you page swipe so loudly?"
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Book tied to a lamp.
'How do you do, Sir? My name is John L. Flagman, and I run a successful executive search firm.'
Turning off the idea light.
Eddie's Fables presents: "The Worm and the Caterpillar"
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