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"Ex-cuse me! We're trying to hold a meeting here."
"I think it's his beeper."
Tags:beeper, beepers, pager, pagers, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, ring, rings, ringing, funeral, funerals, casket, caskets, wireless, signal, signals, faux pas, beeping, noise, noises, sound, sounds, funeral, funerals, funeral home, funeral homes, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, wake, wakes, dead, dead body, dead bodies
Confucius say: shut up.
"See? There's no monster in the corner—it's just a pile of old skulls."
Tags:bedtime, bedtimes, bed, beds, kid, kids, child, children, putting the kids to bed, putting the children to bed, night, nighttime, dark, scary, scared, afraid, fearful, anxious, nervous, monster, monsters, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, son, sons, skull, skulls, bones, bones, skeleton, skeletons, dead, creepy, corner, corners, eerie, frightening, disturbing, weird
"These are very disturbing figures, so I put smiley faces on all the zeroes."
"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"
Tags:bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, revenge, getting revenge, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, taxidermy, taxidermist, taxidermists, preservation, murder, murderers, murderer, murder, mummification, unsettled, unsettling, disturbed, disturbing
"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"
Tags:baby, babies, crying baby, crying babies, cry, crying, loud, noisy, annoying, disturbing, disruptive, travel, tourism, air travel, passenger, passengers, airplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplanes, sea travel, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, row, rowing, rower, rowers, oarsman, oarsmen, slave ship, slave ships, history, never changes, some things never change
Phil's new yoga-golf technique was beginning to perturb the others.
"I can't deal with this right now."
"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleep in, sleeps in, sleeping in, roll over, roll overs, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, disturbed sleep, snore, snores, snoring, meta, art, art style, art styles, insomnia, keep awake, keeps awake, keeping awake, kept awake, resemblance, resemblances, resemble, resembles, resembling, side-sleeper, side-sleepers, sleep on your side, sleeping on your side
"Hey—this is the quiet trail!"
Tags:ski, skier, skiers, skiing, winter sport, winter sports, skis, phone call, phone calls, modern technology, modern technologies, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, phone, phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, quiet, be quiet, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, loud conversation, loud conversations, quiet trail, quiet trail, disrupt, disrupting, disruptive, annoy, annoying, annoyed, disturb, disturbed, disturbing, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, ski holiday, skiing holiday, ski holidays, skiing holidays, ski vacation, skiing vacation, ski vacations, skiing vacations
"It's alive! Alive!!"
Tags:frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, frankensteins monster, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, child rearing, upbringing, bringing up, childhood, kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, terrible 2s, terrible twos, mad scientist, mad scientist, acting out, bad influences, bad influence, negative influence, negative influences, modern times, modern attiudes, modern life, disturbed, disturbing, disturbed child, disturbed children, teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears
Just in time for Christmas, it's...Mildred, the world's first elderly doll!
Tags:elderly, old, old lady, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, grandma, grandmas, nan, nans, grannies, grandmothers, nanny, nannies, elderly doll, doll, dolls, toy, toys, plaything, playthings, christmas, xmas, world's first, new, present, presents, is it too much to ask, creepy, disturbing, child, children, kid, kids
A musician disturbs his napping pet dog by playing the horn.
Tags:disturbed, disturbing, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, interrupted, nap, naps, napping, sleeping, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, music, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, playing, horn, horns, setting up
"Unsee the giant tongue
"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."
Tags:winter, winters, hibernate, hibernates, hibernating, hibernation, distract, distracts, distracting, distraction, distractions, cocoon, cocoons, cocooning, metamorphosis, butterfly, butterflies, moth, moths, lepidopterist, lepidopterists, lepidopterology, busy, do not disturb, disturb, disturbs, disturbing, take a message, taking a message, professor, professors, teacher, teachers, teaching, biology, insect, insects
'You know the king on that burger commercial? I find him very disturbing.'
"Yeah, well, the quality of your life is interfering with the quality of my life."
"The Usual But With Some Added Creepyness"
'No, those aren't crickets you keep hearing, they're cellphones.'
"It's not your phone—they're playing 'Für Elise.'"
Tags:phone, phones, fur elise, music, orchestra, orchestras, classical, classical music, technology, phone, phones, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, ringtone, tone, ring, ringing, tones, ringtones, rings, alarm, alarms, technology, disturb, disturbed, disturbing, classic, performed, symphony, symphonies, cell phone, cellphone, cellphones, cell phones
"Excuse me, do you really have to do that right now???"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, noisy, disturbed, disturbing, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, class time, lesson, lessons, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, indifferent, uncaring, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school
Houseflies In Training
Strange But True
Tags:schools, school, schooling, teacher, teachers, teaching, weird, weirdness, weirdly, strange, strange encounters, disturb, disturbing, disturbs, disturbed, kid, kids, child, childhood, breakfast scene, breakfast scenes, conversation, conversations, generation gap, generation, generational, kids say the darndest things
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, bailiff, bailiffs, officer, officers, animal, animals, amphibian, amphibians, frog, frogs, insect, insects, bug, bugs, fly, flies, annoying, annoy, annoyance, annoyances, disturb, disturbing, disturbance, disturbances, interrupting, interrupt, remove, removal, removing