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"Lose the cap."
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Will pull fire alarm so you can ditch your online date.
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"You sound like you're on speakerphone."
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"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."
'Why don't you just pick the golfball and take the penalty!'
Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.
"I don't think this is doing me any good."
Golfer playing in the snow
"As a water-filled ditch, it's a bargain."
35,000 B.C. - April Fool's Day
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Rats flee ship that sunk four years ago.
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"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."
"This dog is old, sick and useless. Take him and abandon him somewhere in the woods. Take Higgins from accounting with you. He is old, sick, and useless, too."
How Gary got his groove back.
'Don't worry, because of global warming you can ditch that red suit soon.'
Beware: Ditch Water.
Clancy Strip: Digging a Ditch
'Happy Father's day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for the time on highway 16, when I got hit by a mini-van and you left me in the ditch for dead.'
'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'
Office for the Protection of Government Whistleblowers: There should be another one along any minute now.
Now we have a TRUCK in the ditch!
'They wanted to make this hole tougher. I think they went overboard.'
The Ditch Blair Project.
'Does this mean that I'm 'man of the house' now?'