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'HR says we should be looking for a little fresh blood any idea what they're talking about?'
'For some strange reason personnel want us to review our equal opportunities employment policies!'
'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'
"Corporate Diversity would like you to get a sex change."
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'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'
"I think I should warn you—I have a very eclectic bunch of symptoms."
'Diversity is good, pass it down.'
'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'
'How can people say that we aren't a diverse group, we might LOOK the same but I happen to know for instance that Gerald wears a basque under his suit,'
'Hi - We hear that you people just LOVE diversity'
Yellow snow is also snow.
The Machine that transforms the mob in to the respectable.
'So we agree: having attained diversity, we must now categorize, coordinate and consolidate it.'
"The subject of tonight's discussion is: why are there no women on this panel?"
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'There's just nothing like a traditional English pub is there?'
'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'
'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'
'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'
'Sorry, but we're looking for more diversity.'
"I can't put my finger on it, but something makes me think he'll fit in really well."
"Ruddy press, I thought I'd got them off our backs about 'Diversity' when I told them that we recruited from over 40 different academic institutions."
"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"
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"We've had complaints from HR that we only appoint middle aged white men!"
"Human resources say that we should be accepting of people who make different lifestyle choices."
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