Diversify Cartoons and Comics

'Product diversification, I like that.'

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"We stand to pick up some Iraqi waste-management contracts."

"Right now I think the wisest strategy is to diversify among your mattresses."

"I still haven't found any gold for my portfolio."

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Can any of you draw? I'm thinking we should move into children's books."

'The only way to survive in the current economy is to diversify.'

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'Could you give me that in dollars, quarters, dimes and nickels? I'm trying to diversify my portfolio.'

"The little match girl realized too late what her mistake had been. She had failed to diversify."

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

A homeless man stands next to a sign that says 'Didn't diversify'."

As Dumb as Dirt?

'Business was slow: We had to diversify...'

'I'm thinking of diversifying into Payday loans.'

Electronics, Bowling Balls, Combs, Potato Chips & Glue Company

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"You need to diversify your portfolio. Put half into hunting and half into gathering."

'I'm trying to diversify my portfolio.'

"I hope you're not a lawyer or a politician. We're trying to diversify down here."