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"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."
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"Well, now that we've established that we're all wearing Tommy Hilfiger underwear, can we proceed to the substance of the meeting?"
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Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.
"Sounds good. No, wait ??" that's my iPod."
Lanes Closed for Spite
Tags:christie, chris christie, lane closure, lane closures, diversion, diversions, highway, highways, freeway, freeways, motorway, motorways, clsoure, closures, close, closed, construction, construction work, road repair, road repairs, useless, useless repair, useless repairs, spite, spiteful, spitefulness, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, jam, jams, parking lot, parking lots, schadenfreude, revenge, vengeance
"Larry and I invited you here tonight to take our focus off each other."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, focus, focusing, distraction, distractions, invitation, invitations, dinner, dinners, dinner party, dinner parties, guest, guests, take the focus off, diversion, diversions, attention, remove attention, remove focus
"But first, a distraction."
'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'
Caution Confusing Signage Ahead.
Tags:caution, cautions, caution sign, caution signs, signage, signs, sign, confusing, confusion, road sign, road signs, road, confusing road signs, road works, diversion, diversions, traffic signs, traffic sign, confusing traffic sign, temporary road signs, temporary road sign, warning, warnings, warn, warns, redundant sign, redundant warning, redundant, health and safety, red tape, bureaucracy, bureaucrat, bureaucrats
Toll Bridge: Cash/Tokens/No Cash or Tokens.
Road Ahead Closed: Bear Left.
Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!
"I find watering the plants in the middle of a conversation helps me keep my mind of what you're saying."
Tags:distraction, distractions, distraction technique, distraction techniques, conversation, conversations, office plant, office plants, houseplant, houseplants, procrastination, procrastinating, water can, businessmen, businessman, bad manners, rude, rudeness, focus, focused, diversion, diversions, diverting, diverted, multitask, multitasking, multitasked, multitasks
QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
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The worst part about the end of a ninja convention is all the smoke bombs.
"I understand O'Hara had to re-route some of their flights today."
Raymond tries out his new sweat-diverting eaves trough.
'So this explains why we're a hundred miles off course.'
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An early prototype of the Trojan horse.
Detour, Knot ahead (Termites).
Bizarre Sights - Out of Order Tightrope.
'Another Dutch diversion tactic, sir. They'll be offloading marihuana on the streets of Newcastle as we speak!'
A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.
Phase III of Council Harassment of Residents Scheme.
'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'