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"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."
"Well, now that we've established that we're all wearing Tommy Hilfiger underwear, can we proceed to the substance of the meeting?"
"And now here's Zeus with the weather."
"My wife's in the bedroom."
'I'm going to have to transfer you to someone I don't like.'
'So this explains why we're a hundred miles off course.'
"Remember, tell the press diddly. Then go on and on about how hard we work and what a good job we do."
Detour, Knot ahead (Termites).
A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.
An unexpected turn for the wurst.
"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."
"Before I answer any questions, I'd like to direct your attention to these shiny objects."
"Sorry for the diversion folks, but our radar picked up a Starbucks with a crew line."