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"I used my share of the peace dividend to get a divorce."
'The hunting and gathering has worked for you, but as you get older, it;s time to switch to dividend-yielding bonds.'
'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'
'Psst... Tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'
'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'
'In lieu of a dividend, you'll be e-mailed a 'stock tip du jour'.'
"I left my boring dividends to fool around with capital appreciation."
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"It wasn't until I discovered how much the upper one per cent were losing on dividends that I became a truly compassionate conservative."
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"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"
"We're just living from huge payout to huge payout."
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"Yes, Virginia, you can expect a big dividend payout at Christmas."
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The Seven Financial Ages of Man
"Nathan, looks like your nanotechnology stock paid a nano dividend."
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Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'
Advert for 'dividend tax cut' spending spree in Las Vegas.
"Mr. Talbot, our idea of 'going green' is buying stocks that pay a big dividend."
'The princess lived happily ever after on her dividends from her investment portfolio.'
'What dividend-paying stocks do you recommend to tide me over between student loans and social security?'
"What's the current dividend yield of IBM?..."
'I've written a love song about big dividend - playing stocks.'
'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'
'I agree, let's increase the dividend instead.'
'Do you remember the old days when 'go green' meant big bonus, big dividend, or big severance package?'
'Do you remember the good old days when 'going green' meant a big dividend yield?'
"I've come up with something that will stop shareholders worrying about dividends."