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"Let's make the bill easy and just split it."
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"It's not you-it's me."
Tags:cell, cells, division, dividing, meiosis, mitosis, break up, break ups, cliche, cliches, breakup, breakups, mutation, mutations, bacteria, replicate, replicated, prophase, prometaphase, metaphase, anaphase, telophase, biology, biologist, teach, teaching, teaches, teachers, textbooks, biological, science, scientist, scientists, relationship, relationships
"I know if Crampton were here he'd want us to divvy up his bonus."
Tags:board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, bonus, bonuses, executive, executives, business executives, business executive, missed meeting, missed meetings, theft, thief, steal, stealing, divvy up, dividing fairly, dividing, take advantage, taking advantage, share, sharing, divvied up, opportunist, opportunists, exploiting, exploiting, exploited
"It's time to split the Hosta funkia!"
Tags:divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcees, marriage, married, split, split up, break-up, break-ups, hosta, hostas, hosta funkia, plant, plants, splitting assets, assets, plantain lilies, plantain lily, breaking up, break up, splitting up, sharing out, dividing, horticulture, dividing hosta, houseplant, houseplants, spouse, spouses
"They're dividing into three groups, Sire. Infantry, cavalry, and media."
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"We divided it up so I do everything right and he does everything wrong."
Tags:always right, never right, husbands and wives, wife, wives, fishwife, husband, husbands, married life, marriage, unhappy marriage, unhappy, unhealthy, bad, relationship, divided, dividing, divvied, bias, biased, women, woman, modern marriage, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, unlikely, cell, cell phone, phone, phones, phone call, call, calls, called
"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"
'What is a fifth part of a foot?'
"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."
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'Hold on there, Mr. Webster. 1677 isn't prime - it's divisible by 43.'
"I suppose this is goodbye."
Tags:biology, biological, biological processes, cell, cells, cell division, division, separation, romance, romantic, romantically, love, loving, split, torn, torn apart, goodbye, farewell, divide, divides, dividing, bacteria, bacterium, science, scientific, scientifically, scientist, geneticists, human biology, natural sciences, natural science, microscopic life, microscopic, relationship, bond, bonds, miss you, missing, missing you, wish you were here, goodbye
'And in global news, Albania will be splitting in two.'
'If she wanted our undivided attention, why did she teach us to divide?'
'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'
"I should have paid more attention in math class."
'What's a quater of one twentieth?'
'Someday, son, all this will be divided among your ex-wives.'
Stop showing off! We get it.
'The nation is evenly divided... the red states, Atkins diet... blue states, South Beach!'
'Another tremor and we really will have a north south divide.'
'So that's why she took the bricklaying class...'
Evolution: 'God works in mysterious ways, and at a very slow pace.'
LOVENUTS: 'We had just about had it,' Paula says.
'And I thought I was just badly constipated.'