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Will explain the Fed's next move - $25.
'This guy knows how to find revenue streams.'
'Shall we get started - You haven't got all day.'
"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."
'Bring back my crystal ball!'
'Apparently her main experience is in futures.'
'I see a body of water...with soap.'
"We've made contact. Here's a tweet from your late husband."
Voted #1 in accurate credit score predictions.
"Oh, I'm sorry...LIE, not DIE. Someone close to you will LIE tomorrow. Darn auto correct."
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"We're having a special today on bright futures."
Modern Fortune Teller...
"On second thoughts... it might be better if you paid in advance."
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"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."
Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.
'Let me gaze into my snowglobe...'
'What do you see in my split ends?'
Madame Lucille Fortune Teller
'Oooh! How thrilling! A murder mystery!
'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'
"I'm just substituting. I can only read fingers."
"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."
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'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'
Bank customers all wait in line for fortune teller.
'It's behind you! It's behind you!'