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"I preferred the Old Testament God."
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"It's a vanity project."
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"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."
"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"
How the Moon was formed.
"When you have all the answers, what's left?"
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The Big Blow Theory
"It's not a multiverse. It's a copyright violation."
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"Not too short, or people won't know I'm God."
"I'm taking it all with me. I created everything, and it's mine."
"I am not going on after God."
"You talk the talk, but do you walk the walk?"
"He's talking about himself in the third person, again!"
"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."
"Timmy Whitehead of Wheeling, West Virginia, asks, 'Do you ever have to go to the bathroom?'"
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"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"
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"Entropy already? You just made it?"
"Oh mighty, all-powerful, all-seeing God...why hast thou forsaken us?"
"Well I, for one, find comfort in your God-like leadership."
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"Son, I've been asking you for 5 days now to water the Earth! "
On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.
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"Give it a rest Phil. I doubt God will speak to you from a burning brush."
"Oh God, beards are so passe."
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God started to wonder if his spam filter was too effective.