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Acts of God
'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'
Zeus reading book titled 'Omnipotent Beings Who Do Too Much.'
"I preferred the Old Testament God."
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"The gods must be on-line tonight."
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"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."
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"I'd like to change my plea."
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"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."
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'Let the fed bait you out!'
Today's Sermon: If you're unhappy with government intervention, try divine intervention.
"It's official, the world's gone crazy and you're in charge."
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"But I followed the recipe exactly. Honest I did. With god as my wit.... Oh, sorry.
"So that's a 'no', I take it?"
"Either the gods are angry or it's Malcolm Forbes' birthday."
'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'
"Are you sure this what he said to build?"
"Any suggestion that the government doesn't have a strategy for managing the funding crisis in the NHS is preposterous!"
Always remember... the roadside signs are there for a reason!
Golfer being helped by God
"Did he have any known enemies?"
Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'
"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"
"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."