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Flying somersault, half twist with a lawsuit
"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."
Tags:fall, falls, falling, take a fall, takes a fall, taking a fall, dive, dives, diving, fix, fixed, fixing, match fixing, boxing match, boxing matches, miscommunication, miscommunications, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, misinterpreting, boxer, boxers, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, rigged, mafia, gamble, gambles, gambling, communication, prizefighter, prizefighters, prizefighting, boxing ring, boxing rings, corruption, athlete, athletes
Diving in a polluted ocean
"They say underwater is the next Brooklyn."
Tags:subways, subways, the subway, the underground, underground, train, trains, underground train, underground trains, tube, the tube, underwater, under the sea, submarine, submarine, diver, divers, diving, scuba diver, scuba divers, scuba diving, commute, commutes, the commute, commuter, commuters, indecent, public indecency, under dressed, under-dressed, snorkel, snorkelling, snorkeling, snorkeler, snorkelers
"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.
Tags:extracurricular, extracurricular activity, extracurricular activities, application, applications, dive, dives, diving, effort, put in effort, puts in effort, putting in effort, effort, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, softball, softball player, softball players, college, colleges, high school, university, dive, dives, diving, first base, outfield, outfielder, outfielders, defensive play, defensive plays, motivation, motivations, motivating
Open-Tank Night at Sal's King Krab Kastle
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, seafood, dinner theatre, dinner theater, open mike, performer, performers, performing, tank, tanks, aquarium, aquariums, fish tank, fish tanks, swimming, snorkelling, snorkeling, snorkel, snorkels, diving, goggles, entertainment, open mike night, open mike nights, dinner and a show
The Evolved Anglerfish
"Margie, we need to talk."
Tags:we need to talk, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, scuba diving, scuba diver, scuba divers, diving, diver, divers, deep sea diver, deep sea divers, deep sea diving, deep-sea diver, floating, flying, marine biologist, marine biologists, worrying behaviour, abnormal behaviour, strange behaviour, underwater diver
Psychic diving competition.
If you READ the guidelines you'd see that all you they ACTUALLY recommend is a pair of rubber gloves!
"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."
"Go ahead, waterboard me."
'Ha! Fake out!'
Tags:joke, jokes, joking, joker, jokers, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, swim, swimming, swims, swam, swimmer, swimmers, diver, divers, diving, dives, dove, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, start, in the bleachers
Tags:lemming, lemmings, diving, diver, divers, lemming suicide, lemming suicides, diving board, diving bards, spring board, spring boards, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, swimming pool, swimming pools, lemming suicide myth, urban myth, urban myths, migration, migrating, migrating lemming, migrating lemmins
"I can't understand a word you say when your helmet is shut."
Tags:dive, dives, diving, diving bell, diving bells, diving suit, diving suits, deep sea diving, deep sea diver, deep sea divers, listen, listens, listening skill, listening skills, hobbyist, hobbyists, tinker, tinkers, tinkering, tinkerer, tinkerers, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments
"He's very concerned about the rise of the oceans."
Tags:climate change, climate-change, global warming, dive, diver, divers, diving, diving suit, diving suits, rising sea levels, rising sea temperatures, melting glaciers, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental crisis, climate crisis, climate-change crisis, paranoia, paranoid, prepper, preppers
'I think one plank is enough. Get rid of the high dive.'
Tags:pirate, pirates, pirate ship, pirate ships, plank, planks, walk the plank, high dive, high dives, dive, dives, diving, diver, divers, dived, high diver, high divers, no need, unneeded, enough, mast, sail, sails, ship, ships, boat, boats, sea, at sea, crows nest, crows nests, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:pirate, pirates, ship, ships, walk the plank, walks the plank, walking the plank, plank, planks, dive, dives, diving, dived, diver, divers, diving board, diving boards, cannonball, cannon ball, jump, jumps, jumping, jumper, jumpers, jumped, spoil, spoils, spoiled, spoiling, ruin, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Oh—and look out for the shark!"
'I'm out of air, the shark has my leg,I have the bends, you can be such a whiner!'
"Actually, I am underwater."
Tags:diver, divers, diving, scuba diver, scuba divers, scuba diving, underwater, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, phone signal, bad signal, bad phone signal, bad connection, poor connection, bad line, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, underwater
"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"
Tags:psychic, psychics, fortune, fortune teller, mystic, mysticism, divination, diving, crystal ball, crystal, crystal balls, ocean, oceans, sea, sealife, marine, marine life, whale, whales, bogus, hoax, con, con artist, conned, cons, hoax, hoaxes, clairvoyant, obvious, obviously, beached, beach, beaches, beached whale, beached whales, state the obvious, states the obvious, stating the obvious