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'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'
'My instruments indicate you have water on the knee.'
'This takes the guesswork out of choosing the site for our new headquarters.'
"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."
"Don't laugh. He's found grants like that before."
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"I've got nothing. Here's a fortune cookie."
'Madam Miggins is the best we can do for working out the full costs of HS2...'
'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'
"Why don't you see a good dermatologist?"
101 uses of a dead cat: divination.
'I see a body of water...with soap.'
"Sparkling or still" "Stop showing off Ted"
Modern Fortune Teller...
First Annual Psychic Convention
Elephants water divining/dowsing...
Madame Lucille Fortune Teller
'Crystal ball? Do not insult me, madame. Seeing the future is a science.'
'You can't come in here with that.'
Reading the future in beard stubble.
'All signs point to yes.'
'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'
'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'
'There's no future in it.'
'Do you want tea leaves or the cards?' - 'You mean you don't know.'
'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'