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God uses the universe as a reading light.
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"Jeez, did we ever goof!"
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'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'
Zeus reading book titled 'Omnipotent Beings Who Do Too Much.'
"And God called the light day."
'Ark, Noah - not arc!'
"Hang on Gary, I think our Tracy's having an Epiphany!"
If God were OCD
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'I'm gonna squeeze in a quick nine black holes before the next epoch starts.'
Church sign: 'Contains some violence and strong language'.
Dante's Undiscovered Prequels
'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'
God's birthday cake.
Jesus looking at a 'you are here' map.
"Hey! Shut that door!"
'Divine Seating Plans'
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'Let there be lite...er, wait. Let me try that again.'
When God compliments your tie, just go with it.
'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'
"Timmy Whitehead of Wheeling, West Virginia, asks, 'Do you ever have to go to the bathroom?'"
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'Because He owns controlling interest. That's why God's omnipotent.'
'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'
"Oh mighty, all-powerful, all-seeing God...why hast thou forsaken us?"