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Bradbury, Cavalli, Lennon & Kleiner: Her Lawyers
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'And if my marriage counseling doesn't help, you'll be please to learn I'm also a divorce attorney!'
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"I'm having my wedding ring melted down into a bullet."
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"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"
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"Your Honor, I ask you – is this the toupee of a successful adulterer?"
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"My client is being more than fair. She is willing to let you keep all the shoes and the house."
Child's Balloon: Jerome & Reems Divorce Attorneys
"And inscribe it: "To the man who gave me everything". . .It's for my divorce lawyer!"
"How sweet...Our first divorce! I'm so glad we got to share this special moment together."
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'Of course I hired Andrew. He's the best divorce lawyer around! Unfortunately, he's also the rat I want to get divorced from...'
Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law
Divorce Lawyers: Satisfaction Guaranteed or Your Honey Back!
A love seat in a court room.
"I'll bet there's a story there."
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Law Office of Splitt & Runn: "We Help You Hit the Delete Marriage Button."
"Okay, these are the documents we need to sue your ex for child support, and if we can convince the court it's not too out off line, to have the words, 'lying, cheating b*****d' tattooed on his forehead."
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'Now comes the hard part. . . who gets which facebook friends. . .'
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Lawyers come from everywhere!
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"I'm sorry but, legally, there is no way you can get divorces from your parents."
Divorce Attorneys: We Support Gay Marriage and Gay Divorce.
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'I'm having second thoughts...maybe we should pimp the van instead of getting rid of it."
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"Half a kingdom you promised me."
"Wow! Your wife certainly had a gun divorce lawyer."
Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.