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'Oh, this? I got this in the divorce.'
'It looks as if they want an out of court settlement.'
Divorce Court: High Five Area.
'Bye now --pay later.'
'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.'
"After twenty-five years of feeling the same, we're renewing our divorce."
'You listen to me, toots! If anyone's going to garnish anyone's wages it's gonna be me. Do you hear me? I'm Parsley, for Pete's sake!'
'Don't feel bad - some guys lose everything.'
'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'
'Put that down, pay attention and answer the question.'
"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"
"The worst part was her victory dance!"
"But, Your Honor, I want supervised visits with the kids!"
"To think you were worried she'd get the shirt off your back!"
"The judge wants you to report next week for sentencing."
"Your Honor, I'd like to enter this FDA report into evidence...."
"Yep, paid through the nose."
"She got the house, the car, and the kids - Me, I got the mile of highway we adopted!?"
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"Oh come on, already! One of you has to take custody of the children!"
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'Her lawyer suggested that I get custody of the gold bars on the weekends and she gets custody of them during the week, until the divorce is finalized.'
"You're in luck. The bankruptcy court is next door."
"I hate these messy custardy battles."
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'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'
'Do you still have your receipt?'
"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"