Divorce Lawyers Cartoons and Comics

"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."

"I want to be put on lifestyle support."

Divorce Attorney,

Well I'm not sure if you are aware...but the house is currently in your husband's name.

"I'm going out for a quickie divorce -- need anything?"

"Don't think of it as divorce, Henry. Think of it as freedom...the next time you cheat on me with your secretary, it won't be cheating anymore."

'Divorces ‘R Us' is etched in stone on a courthouse.

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

"Your Honor, I ask you – is this the toupee of a successful adulterer?"

'Why do divorces cost so much?' - 'Because they're worth it.'

The put asunder law firm - 'Divorce cases our speciality.'

'Look, if this is to be an amicable divorce, one of you will have to back down and take custody of the children.'

'...and seven years ago I donated one of my kidneys to him. I want it back.'

"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."

'If you run into trouble, give my brother a call. He's an excellent divorce lawyer.'

'Your wife hasn't broken the law, professor - she can leave you even if you do have tenure.'

"This is just like you, beverly. We're supposed to meet alone and you bring your attorney."

"As bigots, let us frown upon same sex marriage. As solicitors, let us enjoy the handsome fees same sex divorce will generate!"

"My client is being more than fair. She is willing to let you keep all the shoes and the house."

Child's Balloon: Jerome & Reems Divorce Attorneys

"And inscribe it: "To the man who gave me everything". . .It's for my divorce lawyer!"

Divorce lawyers offering a Bride and Groom their business cards.

"How sweet...Our first divorce! I'm so glad we got to share this special moment together."