Divorce Lawyers Cartoons and Comics

"Ever since you yelled at me I've been getting ads from divorce lawyers."

"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"I want to be put on lifestyle support."

Divorce Attorney,

"That's cool. My parents never fight over me."

"It's not a rescue, it's the IRS and my ex-wife's lawyer."

Well I'm not sure if you are aware...but the house is currently in your husband's name.

"I'm prescribing a divorce, but these days it's practically painless."

"I'm going out for a quickie divorce -- need anything?"

"She got the paintings, I got the frames."

"Don't think of it as divorce, Henry. Think of it as freedom...the next time you cheat on me with your secretary, it won't be cheating anymore."

'Divorces ‘R Us' is etched in stone on a courthouse.

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

"Your Honor, I ask you – is this the toupee of a successful adulterer?"

'Why do divorces cost so much?' - 'Because they're worth it.'

The put asunder law firm - 'Divorce cases our speciality.'

'Look, if this is to be an amicable divorce, one of you will have to back down and take custody of the children.'

'...and seven years ago I donated one of my kidneys to him. I want it back.'

"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."

Wills, trusts, probate, divorce, San Francisco

'If you run into trouble, give my brother a call. He's an excellent divorce lawyer.'

'Your wife hasn't broken the law, professor - she can leave you even if you do have tenure.'