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"O.K. just one more item. Who gets the frequent-flier miles?"
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Early divorce settlement
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"I'm leaving you, and I'm taking the bowling pins with me."
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"I want to be put on lifestyle support."
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"Eric's recently come through a divorce."
"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."
"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."
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"Frankly, since my wife left me it's more than I can keep up with."
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"When my wife and I got married we had nothing but love. Now where we arw getting a divorce I'm back to having nothing."
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"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce."
"Have you any idea of the breakup value of this marriage?"
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"Don't think of it as divorce, Henry. Think of it as freedom...the next time you cheat on me with your secretary, it won't be cheating anymore."
'Oh, this? I got this in the divorce.'
"It was a complete blowout – I lost my seat, my house, my car, my wife, and my season ticket to the Redskins."
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"Mom got the house."
"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."
'It looks as if they want an out of court settlement.'
'Then it's settled. She gets the house, he gets the cars and the video games go to the winner of a game of 'Guitar Hero'.'
DIVORCE COURT, 'Not only did she get the house and the car, I also have to train my replacement.'
Pay and display - have you paid?
"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."
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'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.'
"For the divorce she took half of everything!"
'As part of the divorce settlement, she wants your 'World's Best Lover' coffee mug back.'