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"O.K. just one more item. Who gets the frequent-flier miles?"
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"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"
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Early divorce settlement
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"I'm leaving you, and I'm taking the bowling pins with me."
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"I want to be put on lifestyle support."
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"Eric's recently come through a divorce."
"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."
"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."
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"Frankly, since my wife left me it's more than I can keep up with."
"When my wife and I got married we had nothing but love. Now where we arw getting a divorce I'm back to having nothing."
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"At least I got half the Twitter followers in the divorce."
"Don't think of it as divorce, Henry. Think of it as freedom...the next time you cheat on me with your secretary, it won't be cheating anymore."
"Have you any idea of the breakup value of this marriage?"
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'Oh, this? I got this in the divorce.'
"It was a complete blowout – I lost my seat, my house, my car, my wife, and my season ticket to the Redskins."
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"Mom got the house."
DIVORCE COURT, 'Not only did she get the house and the car, I also have to train my replacement.'
Pay and display - have you paid?
"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."
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'We've agreed to divide your community property 50-50...50% for your wife and 50% for her attorney.'
'As part of the divorce settlement, she wants your 'World's Best Lover' coffee mug back.'
'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'
"My client is being more than fair. She is willing to let you keep all the shoes and the house."
"And inscribe it: "To the man who gave me everything". . .It's for my divorce lawyer!"