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Extra parts to confuse people.
"I wouldn't have spent so much time fixing this place up if I'd known we'd be leaving so soon."
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Many hardware stores now provide sketch artists to help their customers recall the part they need.
"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."
Thor's Other Tools
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"Oh, honey, I'm so sorry – I didn't know your mom and dad were doing a project together. Is it in the kitchen? Do you want to talk about it?
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"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
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An empty chair sits in front of an artist's easel equipped with a mirror; a nearby sign reads "Self Portraits $10."
"Clay, I wish you'd shoot something for over the mantel."
"There's always one annoying piece left over."
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The Emersons at Home
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'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'
"Love the exposed chessboard."
Your home remodel team: architect, contractor, couples therapist
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"I pledge allegiance to this flag / that I made myself by hand / in order to be able to do this again."
"Goody, it's snowing. Now I can have that extra bedroom."
"The plumber says to put a pan under the place that leaks."
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"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."
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Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .
Say it with Flowers. Say it with power tools.
"I'm very domestic. I bottle my own water."
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"Spray me.""Trim me.""Prune me.""Mow me.""Weed me.""Fix me.""Paint me."
A hammer sits in front of his hunting trophies
"Oh come on fella's. I said I'd let you know!"
Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it