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"Mr. Do-It-Yourself was trying to build a better mouse trap."
"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"
How many stepladders does it take to change a lightbulb?
"Oh that's just my husband saving £150 on some 'satellite-instillation-that-any-old-idiot-could-install'..."
'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'
"Have you installed some new kitchen taps like I asked?"
House Painting with a Twist
"Did you hang up my mother's picture like I asked?"
"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."
"My wife should be on the plane by now. She's taking half an inch off the bottom of the kitchen door."