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"Mr. Do-It-Yourself was trying to build a better mouse trap."
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diy job, diy jobs, diy chore, diy chores, mousetrap, mousetraps, mouse trap, mouse traps, mouse-trap, mouse-traps, do it yourself, do-it-yourself, diy disaster, diy disasters, injury, injuries, family life, family-life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, home improvement, home improvements, mouse, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, mice, trap, traps, infestation"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."
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chair, chairs, furniture, diy, bad diy, shoddy, diy disaster, diy skills, d.i.y. disaster, workmanship, bad workmanship, shoddy craftsmanship, bad craftmanship, hobby, hobbies, crafting, craft, crafts, crafted, carpentry, joinery, home made, home-made, artisan furniture, carpenter, woodwork, delusion, enabling, dissapointment"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."
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tv fan, tv fans, television fan, television fans, tv screen, tv screens, television screen, television screens, couch potato, couch potatoes, television set, television sets, tv set, tv sets, television mount, tv mount, tv mounts, television mounts, building, integrity, diy disaster, diy disasters, d.i.y. disaster, d.i.y. disasters, entertainment system, entertainment systems"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"
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repair job, repair jobs, maintenance men, maintenance man, d.i.y., do it yourself, repair, repairs, maintenance, toolbox, toolboxes, tool, tools, diy manual, diy manuals, wife, wives, husband, husbands, home improvement, home improvements, chore, chores, diy job, diy jobs, diy disaster, diy disasters, home maintenanceStupid Tree Surgeon.
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tree surgery, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, tree, trees, branch, branches, saw, saws, sawing, fall, falls, falling, diy disaster, diy disasters, stupid, stupidity'Don't worry misses, just a bit of loose plaster, I have got some filler in the van.'
'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'
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home, homes, new home, new homes, kennel, kennels, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, build, builds, building, self build, self builds, self-build, self-builds, diy disaster, diy disasters, disaster, disastersDIY Disaster.
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drill, drills, drilling, diy disaster, disaster, disasters, diy disasters, hand, hands, hand injury, hand injuries"It's alright Mum, he uses that word all the time at the football matches."
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bad language, swear word, swear words, swear-word, swear-words, curse word, curse words, cuss word, cuss words, football match, football matches, football fan, football fans, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, football game, football games, bad influence, kid, kids, family life, family-life, diy project, diy projects, diy disaster, diy disasters, diy accident, diy accidents'My hubby only has the occasional mishap when he D.I.Y.s. . . . Oh yes but total disasters, now that's another story!'
'You might get the odd whiff of smoke but it'll soon clear once the fan kicks in.'
'I want my hubby to do 3 things when he D.I.Y.s. . . STOP! STOP!STOP!'
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diy project, diy projects, do it yourself, project, projects, diy skill, diy skills, skill, skills, husband, husbands, wife, wives, family life, family-life, diy disaster, diy disasters, hobby, household, chore, chores"Well, enough of this chatting. I expect your husband has finished fitting your new blind by now."
'My hand got crushed by a pile of books.'
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joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joking, sense of humour, sense of humor, old joke, old jokes, pun, puns, quip, quips, quipping, double entendre, accident, accidents, diy disaster, diy disasters, diy accident, diy accidents, shelf, shelves, injury, injuries'The irony is, that he was lagging pipes in the loft just before he fell. '