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"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"
"Mr. Do-It-Yourself was trying to build a better mouse trap."
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'This is my husband,I want you to stop selling him stuff....'
"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."
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"This is where DIY projects go to die."
"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"
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"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"
Stupid Tree Surgeon.
'Don't worry misses, just a bit of loose plaster, I have got some filler in the van.'
'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'
"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"
"It's alright Mum, he uses that word all the time at the football matches."
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Watson's Hardware: We Repair What Your Husband Fixed.
'My hubby only has the occasional mishap when he D.I.Y.s. . . . Oh yes but total disasters, now that's another story!'
'I want my hubby to do 3 things when he D.I.Y.s. . . STOP! STOP!STOP!'
'You might get the odd whiff of smoke but it'll soon clear once the fan kicks in.'
'Hmm, back to the drawing board.'
'The irony is, that he was lagging pipes in the loft just before he fell. '
"Well, enough of this chatting. I expect your husband has finished fitting your new blind by now."
"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."
'My hand got crushed by a pile of books.'
Secure Your Ladder
House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.