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"Oh, honey, I'm so sorry – I didn't know your mom and dad were doing a project together. Is it in the kitchen? Do you want to talk about it?
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'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'
Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.
Tags:gender stereotype, gender role, gender roles, cook, cooks, female stereotype, female stereotypes, male stereotype, male stereotypes, macho men, macho man, macho male, macho males, diy project, diy skill, diy skills, diy projects, home improvements, homecooked meal, home-cooked meal, doomed romance, doomed romances, gender politics, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems
"As far as Barry was concerned, charity began at home."
"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."
'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'
"Would that be 'white white' or a 'grey white' or 'white with a touch of lemon white'?"
"My Honey-Do list only involves honey."
'You're gonna build a 'man cave' over younder in the forest..? Is that what you're saying Mr Adams??'
Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.
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Burn All Your Garden Rubbish
"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."
"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."
Man throws coin in wishing well. His wish comes true as his neighbor falls off ladder.
'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'
'Admit it, you fitted the solar panels the wrong way round.'
'Not now, mother! I'm assembling my sexy wall unit.'
'This could be trouble, boys.'
"Hey, genius, you're supposed to put the doggie door on the bottom, not the top."
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Dog wallpapers cat.
"I can sell you the caulk, but there's a waiting period for the gun."
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"Yes, I did say I wanted a mounted TV on the wall. But they do have lighter flat screens these days, you know."
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"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"
'Why don't you put that little black belt thingy to good use, and karate chop me a couple of shelves for the hall closet!'
"My wife also likes DIY... Every time I want to have sex with her, she says - do it yourself!"