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Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.
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"Remember, measure twice, cut once, stand baffled, string together obscenities."
"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."
'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'
"I want a divorce, Al but I'd like to keep you on as a handyman."
'Here's a house that needs fixing up. Are you handy with money?'
'Do it yourself?'
"Oh that's just my husband saving £150 on some 'satellite-instillation-that-any-old-idiot-could-install'..."
"Sean's do-it-yourself repairs afford us a night out...usually in the emergency room."
"A door can never have too many hinges."
"You'll have to excuse the president. He misses his old days at the construction site."
'Uh, Dad, is this going to take long?'
Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen
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"Thank goodness you're here! My husband is trying to fix it himself!"
'Today on the Mr Fix It Show.'
"Most projects require three hands."
"Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe."
'I don't mind my hubby wearing the trousers in our house...it's his tool belt that worries me.'
'I want my hubby to do 3 things when he D.I.Y.s. . . STOP! STOP!STOP!'
'My hubby breaks all the rules when he D.I.Y.s. . . but he breaks everything else as well.'
'Just this tap to fit son, then the job is done.'
'I seem to have a spare tap son.'
'I don't know why you use third rate handy men when you could use my second rate hubby?'
'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'
'I've given my hubby a list of things i want him to do about the house.'