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A bull does his work with a bear head on the wall.
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Dow Jones' Greatest Hits
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"And that's how Twitter almost crashed the Dow."
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"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."
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"Today, the U.S. budget, the Dow Jones, and the universe all expanded to uncharted territory."
"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."
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"Is that for Sadaam's capture or the dow breaking the thousand?"
"On the other hand, the price of a barrel of beer is holding steady."
'For a Dow-30 company, this isn't much of a succession plan.'
'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'
"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."
'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'
'If this is such a healthy correction, why do you look so sick?'
'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'
"What do you mean, the market rallied?"
"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."
"Please put my back on hold. That song - "We're in the Money" - put me in a rare good mood!"
"My broker gave me this Wall Street rally cap."
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"Nobody understands you!!? Nobody understands you!!...do you blame them!?"
"See - when interest rates go down, stocks go up. And when rates go up, stocks go down. Except when they don't."
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Dow Jones +11.09, AMEX +2.41, Dollar Steady - Wife running around with another man.
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"The dow is over 21,000!"
A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near
The Dow hits 20,000.
"I'm re-balancing my portfolio to 10% bonds, 90% scotch."
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