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DMV - Enter Here
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A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve
"This is my lawyer—he's going to handle the fine print."
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'For an additional fee I can touch up your DMV picture using digital photo editing software.'
"Remember, the customer is always right!"
"I've never seen the line so short. I should be finished here in no time!"
"Not only will you pay the processing fee, you will also pay the late fee. Now go to the end of the line to make a new appointment for a month from now. And no, I never smile. I was born angry."
"So, under 'Hair Color' you wrote 'Infra-Redhead!?!"
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The first clerk of the first DMV.
"Atilla the DMV employee"
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'I flunked my driving exam. How am I going to get into Harvard now?'
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'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'
'Oh...Mostly because we can. Now do you want to get your car registered or not?'
"If this turns out to be the right form, let me know."
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""Organ Collector" Isn't An Option."
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'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'
'It says here the D.M.V. got hit by a robbery today that took 3 hours. . . you know how those lines are.'
"I don't stand a chance."
"And check this box if you want to donate your body to 7th grade science."
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To liven up her day, DMV employee Shirley Varb liked to shoot spitballs at people as they had their drivers' photos taken.
'I'm leery of these govenment drones."
'Please leave my driver's license -- I can't handle the DMV.'
Street signs you don't want to see.
'After seeing you in person, I've decided to turn down your request for vanity plates.'
Man getting mugged. 'Please leave my driver's license. I can't handle the DMV.'