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'My name is Daniel Nathan Reed. I don't initial anything.'
Do Not Resuscitate
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"He's on life support. Mostly support."
'Where are all the good men - you know, the old, rich, sick ones with a 'do not resuscitate' order?'
Do Not Resuscitate or Bother Me!
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Old CEO: 'do not resuscitate.'
Do not resuscitate.
'I can't ask you about your age or any health issues. Our insurance provider does, however, require all new hires to sign a ‘Do Not Resuscitate' order.'
'A P.S. on his 'Do not resuscitate' form: 'On second thought, resuscitate'.'
'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'
'A P.S. on his 'Do not resuscitate form: 'On second thought, resuscitate.''
'I'm putting a Do Not Resuscitate order on our relationship.'
'A P.S. on his 'Do not resuscitate' from: 'On second thought, resuscitate'.'
First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'
Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'
"I'm glad we had that little chat on euthanasia last night, Grandma."
"I've labelled the file on my marriage 'Do Not Resuscitate'."