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'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'
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'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'
"My back aches whenever I wear my uniform, Doc?"
'Can you believe I was open for six months, and not one single client?!?'
'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'
I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,
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"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."
'Everything came back negative.'
'Would you like to appear on our new show - Hoodie you think you are...?'
'Good news...the rattling is not in your lungs.'
An organ flies across the room during an operation - 'Catch it...!'
'Sorry to drag you in Doc. But I was reading your e-mails and noticed that one of my neighbours had a rash, could it be contagious?'
'I'm going to refer you to a podiatrist, Achilles.'
'In my professional opinion, your immune system is over-stimulated.'
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'I couldn't diagnose this ailment on the internet, so I was forced to come to you.'
"It's a prescription for one of those new super-antibiotics. You won't just get better, you'll get even."
"But I do exercise. I exercise discretion."
"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."
"Give it to me straight, doc - is there gonna be more paperwork?"
'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'
'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'
"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."
'Doc, I just wanted to be a star.'