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'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'
An ostrich puts its head in cement shoes.
Tags:cement shoes, mobster, mobsters, mob hit, mob hits, dock, docks, mafia, mafia hit, mafia hits, killing, killer, killers, ostrich, ostriches, head in the sand, heads in the sand, denial, in denial, cliche, cliches, whacked, murder, murders, murdering, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms
"You call this a knot?"
Tags:sailor, sail, sailing, boat, boats, liner, liners, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, ocean, ocean liner, ocean liners, harbor, harbors, harbour, harboursdock, docks, bow knot, knot, knots, knotting, sea, seas, tie, tying, safe, safety, skill, skills, health and safety, health, safer, skill, skills, accident, accidents, accident prevention, prevention
"Oh, ....you know, ....sittin 'on the dock of the bay, ....wastin' time."
"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."
Tags:invasion, invasions, cruise, cruises, dock, docks, docking, deport, deports, deporting, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, alien, aliens, spaceship, spaceships, spacecraft, spacecrafts, alien, aliens, illegal alien, illegal aliens, illegal immigrant, illegal immigration, tourist, tourists, tourism, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers
Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner
A cruise ship parks as part of birthday cake.
'According to my sources, you spent 12 minutes in the bathroom. Your pay will be docked accordingly.'
"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."
Tags:sea level, sea levels, hide the body, hiding the body, rising sea level, rising sea levels, ocean temperature, body, bodies, gangster, gangsters, dock, docks, hit, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, killing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, ocean level, ocean levels, cause, global warming, climate change, cause and effect
"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."
Tags:singer, singers, music, musician, musicians, soul, soul music, r&b, rhythm and blues, recording artist, songwriter, songwriters, animals, animal, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, talking bird, talking birds, seagull, seagulls, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, dock, docks, water, fan, fans
'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'
"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."
How not to dock a houseboat.
"When did last requests take over our lives?"
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, gang, gangs, mafia, hitman, hitmen, hit man, hit men, killer, killers, murder, homicide, killing, criminal, criminals, swimming with the fish, cement shoes, victim, victims, last wish, last wishes, last request, last requests, death, execution, executions, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports, fishing rod, fishing rods, fishing pole, fishing poles, fishing reel, fishing reels, take over, taking over, demand, demands, demanding, customer service, service, dock, docks, waiting
"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."
Tags:marina, marinas, dock, docks, docking, ark, arks, noah's ark, noahs ark, bible story, bible stories, bible, old testament, genesis, book of genesis, marina, marinas, cruise, cruises, cruise liner, cruise liners, block, blocks, blocking the view, blocking your view, boat, boats, boating, yacht, yachts
"I hope that what you're reading is relevant to the business at hand."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, concrete shoes, concrete, read, reading, reader, readers, reading, book, books, relevant, relevance, pier, the pier, dock, docks, drown, drowning, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, avid reader, noir, bored, boring
"But first we're going to watch your phone die."
Tags:gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, criminal, criminals, death, execution, murder, murderer, murderers, kill, killer, killers, dock, docks, waterfront, pier, piers, harbour, harbor, harbours, harbors, water, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, lake, lakes, sleeping with the fish, cement, cement shoes, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, suffer, suffering, cruel, waterlogged, dead phone, phone obsession, phone obsessed, modern life, millennial, millennials
"The weather looks a little iffy."
Caterpillar morphs into butterfly and escapes from mafia caterpillars.
Do not take fish by unathourized means.
Tags:fishing, fishermen, fisherman, angler, anglers, angling, fishing tip, fishing tips, fishing advice, fishing rod, fishing rods, hobby, fishing jargon, fishing terminology, fishing terms, fishing etiquette, pier, piers, harbour, harbours, harbor, harbors, professional fishermen, professional fisherman, catch of the day, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, port, ports, dock, docks, thelwell
Caution: Short Pier! Take Long Walks At Your Own Risk!
"I name this ship Moet et Chandon."
'I just need to drill a few more holes.'
Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'It bothahd me that no one knows what it means until I realized it makes me look a lot smahtah than I really am!... Did I just insult myself?'