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"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."
"I'm looking over your results, Mr. Dumpty...and your cholesterol is dangerously high!"
"Look, don't worry. I'm a doctor...I've seen it all and it's totally confidential."
"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."
"So my symptoms aren't serious...but what' so damn funny about them?"
"The doctor didn't find anything wrong with me. Shouldn't he waive the co-pay?"
"Apart from the pain, I can't take my hat off."
'Please stick out your tongue again, only much, much, much slower.'
"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."
"Joey, I've noticed...every time there's a big football game on TV...you have to 'take your aunt to the doctor.'"
"I have a pain right here. I think it might be appendicitis."
"Poor Fernando. He's at death's door."